Important relations?

Mine:
Possibly Habsburg (which house is unknown)
Possibly Stuart/Stewart (ancestor's name is spelt Stewart)
Possibly related to J.P. Morgan.
And here's the big one for numismatics:
Possibly related to the Morgan Dollar designer.

So far the best I can claim is a relation to President Martin Van Buren.

The hell I know, I barely know who my grandparents were.  

I only know that my mom's great grandmother was French. My father was born in the USA (as well as half of my family). Some of my siblings are white, some brown skinned, and my elder brother is blonde as well as me. And one of my sisters looks a lot like Japanese women from the southern islands (she was always nicknamed "Japonesa" by my father).

My father's father had a brother who looked a lot like a Turkish guy (he was nicknamed "Turco"). Some of my relatives look really like native Mexicans.

So in summary, I am like a United Nations of DNA person.    So I might be related to a lot of notorious persons, but I am not notorious at all... unless it counts having the palest skin in town.    I get like a tomato on summer days.  

My families origins go back to Switzerland, France and Germany. My French Grandmother was from the Bouchard family and this is one of the more famous past relatives I had http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippolyte_de_Bouchard apparently we had a family tree in France that went as far back to the French king Hugues Capet. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugues_Capet

I tracked down nearly my full national ancestry:

3/16 Polish
3/16 Austrian
1/8 English
1/8 German
1/8 Scottish
1/16 Ukrainian
1/16 Czech

And add in 1/8 Unknown/Mysterious/What-have-you and you get me... a product of a completely mixed-up prairie family. The most recent immigrant is my Austrian (and probably 1/4th Czech) grandfather who came in 1966 from Bruck an der Leitha.